Baggy Pants Syndrome

The Baggy Pants Syndrome

Dallas is trying to ban baggy pants. What a joke! They want to ban young boys from wearing their pants around their thighs while boxer’s hangs over them. They (the city council board) wants to ban the baggy pants on these kids and it is like telling children what to wear, when to wear it and in front of who they can wear these clothes. Like putting candy in their faces and saying, "don’t eat it."


I understand not wanting the clothing to be worn in schools as having these butts hanging out may become a distraction and a hindrance in an emergency, where the child is tripping all over himself in trying to flee the school in a fire.


Also, there has been a cleavage issue in the schools. Girls can not wear clothes to school that expose any cleavage, or belly baring jeans. These issues are understandable in a school, but the council wishes to enforce a law where kids will be ticketed for wearing these baggy pants OUTSIDE of school!!!
But do they want to ban the girl's cleavage and belly baring outside of school?
Talk about double standards! Dallas, the only state I know of that ADVERTISES 24 hour porn shops on HUGE billboards, ADVERTISES Gentleman’s clubs (strip clubs) and also allows bare breasted lingerie wearing women to grace the billboards to distract motorist while trying to drive.


Why doesn’t the council fight for a cleaner image on those billboards? Why go after the kids? We’re teaching them the wrong things by allowing these semi-porn billboards to expose just what they want banned!
Oops, wait, they only want to ban the young men from wearing those pants, not ban women from boasting a life in a strip-club. (oops again, exotic dancing) bahaahaahaahaa


I wonder if the President drives down I35 and loves looking at his city in this light? I’m wondering why HE doesn’t get in on the action of what his sloppy town has become. Is he to busy sending kids off to get killed?
Is censuring the baggy pants going to stop the downfall of morality in America? Is this the start that all mother’s and pedestrians have wanted?


Sure, I think it is sad to see men wearing their pants around their knees, stumbling as they try to walk. It’s pretty funny though to watch because they look like bumbling fools and they don’t even seem to be aware that they look like the latest craze in ‘Clowns Escaping from the Circus.’
Maybe we should target the media circus and leave teens alone to allow them to ‘find’ themselves. Finding themselves on America’s Most Wanted list might not be what they have in mind, but heck to much over-exposure is bound to lead you somewhere in life right?


Look where it has led America!