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Here are the Directions to My Father's House
If you are headed down Sin Alley, you will soon find it is a dead-end road and that at it's end is a place called "Destruction".
To avoid this place you should: Quickly make a U-Turn and head towards Repentance Road.(You will have to make a Right Turn to reach this destination.)
Watch out for the Potholes of Pride that might deter your Signs of Independence that might lead you to go the wrong way.
Once you are on Repentance Road, keep going until you reach Believer's Blvd.Then, Keep Going Straight, until you come to Gospel Lane, make another Right turn and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.You are now on Grace Blvd which turns into Forgiveness Lane.
Next, turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which at times may be over some troubled waters,but if you Keep Going Straight you can make another Right turn onto Prayer Place Parkway and once there, you will find help anytime of the day or night
Then, another Right turn will take you to Words of Life Place which is on Scripture Street. This is a good place to find answers to any questions you may have about life for The Helper lives here and will guide you to all truth.
Remember, as you go on your way,Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave and Pass up Envy Drive, Hate Blvd and Grudge Lane. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Avenue, Lying Lane and Backbiting Blvd.
You will also do well to avoid Worry Road, Doubt Street, Pride Place and Pity Path; for these are all Detours that will lead you back to Sin Alley or Depression Dump.
There may be times that you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd., or Trials and Tribulations Ave. But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
So, Keep Going Straight for You are on the King's Highway and Heaven-bound !
If you follow these directions you will someday reach My Father's House where a special place has been prepared just for you to dwell in for eternity!
"In My Father's House are many mansions....I go to prepare a place for you." Jesus
"We can all pretend to know God's will in our lives, but only He knows. Trust in that." ~joni